This sucks.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 09/02/2013 at 09:34 • Filed to: This sucks, cast, injury, pulled tendon

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I got so tired of explaining "no, it wasn't in the racecar," "I didn't punch a shark in the face," and "I was just running boring errands at lunch" that I added a disclaimer.

It didn't come off as planned. Two more weeks. I'm really not amused right now.

Sidenote: that's mah paintin' shirt. Painting a LeMons roll cage with one usable hand sucks. The flat white overspray looks like the inside of Lindsey Lohan's nose, but at least it won't rust! (The dash bar is flat black, though, because racecar windshield.)

This still sucks.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 10:11

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At least you didn't break your arm in a NASCAR race due to some high school-style drama war.

Stef Schrader > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 09/02/2013 at 10:27

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At least "I slapped a guy" is a slightly more impressive story! The doctor said I couldn't get in any fights with the cast on, or at least that I shouldn't punch anyone with said cast. I could punch someone with my left arm, but it's tired .

I don't understand guys who lose their cool over racecars, especially when no one gets hurt and both cars can drive back into the pits. Sheet metal and tubin'. Keep it in perspective.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 10:33

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"I don't understand guys who lose their cool over racecars"
Some people haven't really matured past the age of 16.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 10:35

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Oh go ahead. Make up a good story. I'm sure you can get some great suggestions from here.

Stef Schrader > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 09/02/2013 at 10:47

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I was just going to tell people "the bear lost" and leave it at that.

RyRy > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 10:48

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Obviously your "errands at lunch" aren't as boring as originally advertised.

McSchmalex > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 11:02

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"Think this is bad? You should see the other guy."

PS9 > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 11:23

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You know what doesn't suck? Finding out about new female jalops! With you, Orrigdenal (who makes 1 post/10 years, but it's better than nothing!) and $kay that brings us up to....three.

Oh. Well....it's still not zero!

#SausageFest

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 11:30

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Race car!

tromoly > PS9 09/02/2013 at 12:23

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Hop on FinalGear, you'll find lots of female gearheads.

artric > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 12:48

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And because no one said it yet: "Hope you feel better soon!"

Lemonhead > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 13:41

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Since you are painting a LeMons car with one hand, that qualifies you for an upgrade to your story. If you don't mind, I would like to assist with the following "enhanced" story:

"Sorry, there is no cool story, bro. There is an absolutely, blow-your-mind AMAZING story. Let me tell you what happened. I was driving along, minding my own business, when this douchebag pulls up beside me in a Ferrari 458 Spider. Thinking he was God's gift to women he tries to show off and I notice that not only is he a loser trying to hoon a cool car, he's also talking on his cell phone at the same time! So not only was he an embarassment to all car people, he was endangering everyone on the road. I couldn't stand for that. I gunned it and proceeded to pass the jackass, the spun the car on a dime and as he was passing me while I was going down the road in reverse, I reached over and snatched that phone from his hand and chucked it as far as I could. Executing a textbook Rockford turn, I proceeded to return to my original goal of getting parts for the Lemons car. As I passed the douchebag now stopped on the road I reached up through the sunroof to wave goodbye when my hand was stuck by a wayward albatross causing a fracture on my arm when it hit the roof. That's why it's always important to practice your Rockford turns - you never know when you need to snatch a cell phone from a douchebag in a Ferrari."

Squid > Stef Schrader 09/02/2013 at 16:12

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Or, "this is what happens when you cage fight. . ."

Stef Schrader > Squid 09/03/2013 at 00:10

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Or, "this is what happens when you cage fight. . ."

"...two alligators and the ghost of Steve Irwin."

Stef Schrader > artric 09/03/2013 at 00:13

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Thanks!

Stef Schrader > PS9 09/03/2013 at 00:20

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But...but......it's that time of year! All the festivals about sausage are now. Westfest, Wurst Fest, Oktoberfest...all the sausage. All the kinds. All the time.

Stef Schrader > RyRy 09/03/2013 at 00:22

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Admittedly, one errand was "drop off the racecar seat at the shop," but c'mon. Delivering fancy butt holders is blah.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Stef Schrader 09/03/2013 at 09:02

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But at least if someone gets in a fight with you, you have a massive gauntlet of destruction.

Stef Schrader > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 09/03/2013 at 09:48

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I should add spikes to it.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Stef Schrader 09/03/2013 at 09:52

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